Looking to find a way to discourage your selfish, high-risk, boomer parents from continuing to go out in public?

Need something clever to yell at Karen and the other neighborhood housewives who refuse to social distance while drinking their Chardonnay?

Brad and Chad trying to throw another Corona party, and you’re lacking the appropriate words the express how stupid they are acting?

Try one of these, and remember, #StayHomeBitches!